Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time Traveler

Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time Traveler

Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time Traveler

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Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time Traveler

Ok we need some good news. If true it reaveals something about our future.

the USA will still be here in 200 years.

I do not know of anyone ever who has made such trades with 100% accuracy.

The ability to turn 800 dollar investment into 300 million in two weeks should raise your eyebrows–as should the rest of the video information.

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Andrew Carlssin who was reportedly arrested in January 2003 for SEC violations for making 126 high-risk stock trades and being successful on every one. As reported, Carlssin started with an initial investment of $800 and ended with over $350,000,000, which drew the attention of the SEC. Later reports suggest that after his arrest, he submitted a four-hour confession wherein he claimed to be a time traveler from 200 years in the future. He offered to tell investigators such things as the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and the cure for AIDS in return for a lesser punishment and to be allowed to return to his time craft, although he refused to tell investigators the location or workings of his craft.

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Much more here, including the NYT account of him when he dissappeared.

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Wikipedia says it was a spoof article made up by Weekly World News.

Who knows, though?

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Wikipedia says it was a spoof article made up by Weekly World News.

Who knows, though?

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Well you are probably right.

Diverting for a few minutes, but well……….

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HAHAHA I think he was a HitchHiker of the Galaxy, lol.

RIP Doug Adams

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Did you forget when the man who said he was John Titor was around the arrested a man who did something similar, it was in the news for a short time, do not think he made that much but quit a bit, he was arrest and said he was a time traveler. Never heard anything more about him after the arrest, he did get arrested. Wall Street reported about it.

It was weird, for sure.

Sorry I got a headache

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This is an old story, seen this many times browsing the dark side of youtube. It’s fake..

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If at some point in the future traveling through time becomes possible, then it already exist, and always has.

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Even a non-time traveller could have told him that profiting from 126 consecutive high-risk trades over two weeks was sure to get him noticed.

any time traveller with half a brain would not bother popping back to 2003, just when the stock market is in free fall and anyone who actually makes any money at all would stick out like a 25-ft. tall green alien with two heads.

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Re: Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time TravelerI LOVED the Weekly World News!!It had news you couldn’t get anywhere else:

*Alien babies being born with two heads

*The Lake Erie Monster rising up out of the depths of Lake Erie and sinking a big sailboat, just by landing on it (with a picture of it happening too!)!!

*Time travelers galore … they all must have been stopping by their editorial offices as they passed through our time zone

*Wolves raising baby humans

*UFO’s doing all sorts of stuff

*Aliens living among us (the movie, “Men in Black” was obviously based upon REAL STORIES of REAL EVENTS, events that were ONLY reported in the Weekly World News)

*Sheesh I think they were the first one to ever have an accurate drawing published of our then TOP SECRET invisible to radar plane, that we later came to learn really existed, the F117!! That shows how accurate their reporting was!!

Darn … it is so hard to find the REAL NEWS anymore now that the Weekly World News has disappeared. How does one keep up with the REAL stuff anymore, not the made up stuff that appears on the internet all the time?

It was a sad day in America when the Weekly World News ceased publication. The dumbing down of Americans had begun.

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Just what we need. Time-traveling federales. Like they don’t create enough trouble in this time.

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Just what we need. Time-traveling federales. Like they don’t create enough trouble in this time.

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This is an old story, seen this many times browsing the dark side of youtube. It’s fake..

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it would make a great movie….

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Re: Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time TravelerI LOVED the Weekly World News!!It had news you couldn’t get anywhere else:

*Alien babies being born with two heads

*The Lake Erie Monster rising up out of the depths of Lake Erie and sinking a big sailboat, just by landing on it (with a picture of it happening too!)!!

*Time travelers galore … they all must have been stopping by their editorial offices as they passed through our time zone

*Wolves raising baby humans

*UFO’s doing all sorts of stuff

*Aliens living among us (the movie, “Men in Black” was obviously based upon REAL STORIES of REAL EVENTS, events that were ONLY reported in the Weekly World News)

*Sheesh I think they were the first one to ever have an accurate drawing published of our then TOP SECRET invisible to radar plane, that we later came to learn really existed, the F117!! That shows how accurate their reporting was!!

Darn … it is so hard to find the REAL NEWS anymore now that the Weekly World News has disappeared. How does one keep up with the REAL stuff anymore, not the made up stuff that appears on the internet all the time?

It was a sad day in America when the Weekly World News ceased publication. The dumbing down of Americans had begun.

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Now you can’t get REAL news from any offical source, I hope bat boy/man is doing okay!

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This is an old story, seen this many times browsing the dark side of youtube. It’s fake..

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it would make a great movie….

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OilMan

Already exists, basically.

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HAHAHA I think he was a HitchHiker of the Galaxy, lol.

RIP Doug Adams

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One of the best movies of all time too. Chances are the guy was simply a genius with finances and figured to exploit any insider information he got.

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Re: Time Travel, The Wall Street Wizard – Stock-Trading Time TravelerI LOVED the Weekly World News!!It had news you couldn’t get anywhere else:

*Alien babies being born with two heads

*The Lake Erie Monster rising up out of the depths of Lake Erie and sinking a big sailboat, just by landing on it (with a picture of it happening too!)!!

*Time travelers galore … they all must have been stopping by their editorial offices as they passed through our time zone

*Wolves raising baby humans

*UFO’s doing all sorts of stuff

*Aliens living among us (the movie, “Men in Black” was obviously based upon REAL STORIES of REAL EVENTS, events that were ONLY reported in the Weekly World News)

*Sheesh I think they were the first one to ever have an accurate drawing published of our then TOP SECRET invisible to radar plane, that we later came to learn really existed, the F117!! That shows how accurate their reporting was!!

Darn … it is so hard to find the REAL NEWS anymore now that the Weekly World News has disappeared. How does one keep up with the REAL stuff anymore, not the made up stuff that appears on the internet all the time?

It was a sad day in America when the Weekly World News ceased publication. The dumbing down of Americans had begun.

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Now you can’t get REAL news from any offical source, I hope bat boy/man is doing okay!

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Yeah really. I miss reading the Weekly World News physically. Oh so many BS stories, but almost all of them were so very entertaining of which I took them as a form of entertainment. Nothing more, nothing less.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster – brought to you by Monsanto!

The official song of the Obama Administration: MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This!

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This is an old story, seen this many times browsing the dark side of youtube. It’s fake..

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it would make a great movie….

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OilMan

Already exists, basically.

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Thanks. Downloading now.

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Wikipedia says it was a spoof article made up by Weekly World News.

Who knows, though?

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Bullshit…

I remember when it happened. It was Spectacular!!! He cornered the markets and terrified Wall Street. They drove him away to save their kingdom.

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They should of secretly played along. If he could do as said(cure aids), execute him, and lose the formula. I know it sounds harsh, but if such a thing as time travel is possible, it shouldn’t be done.

It is too great a risk, to allow it to happen.

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Andrew Carlssin was getting intel from the Time Dilation Satellite a day ahead of time.. So he always knew what stocks to buy and when to sell

Thread: Trump is well protected.. The NSA can see the future 27 hours ahead of time

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Sort of like limitless but time travel.

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for tomorrow.

Happy Day it was today. A wedding and a speech to remember.

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That would be fucking awesome. Wish I had a time machine, who doesn’t?

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This is an old story, seen this many times browsing the dark side of youtube. It’s fake..

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lets pin another bodiless thread.

5 is clearly not enough

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lets pin another bodiless thread.

5 is clearly not enough

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Well post your own threads you whiny little bitch.

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